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Hair God

Plural: hair gods

(n) 1. used to describe a Supreme Being responsible for impeccable hair transformation(s) who many praise for approval

(n) 2. an extremely skilled stylist who has mastered the art of hair manipulation
Her hair was so flawless as if it was laid to the hair god
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Greek God Of Hair

The Greek God of hair was named James. He was seen as a beautiful young man with shoulder length dark brown hair. His hair was said to be as smooth as silk, yet as tough as iron. He was famous for working in villages around Greece and helping young woman with their hair. He was a son of Aphrodite and a mortal,though not often mentioned in stories. He was very popular amount young women for his charming looks and beautiful hair.
"I can't wait until James, The Greek God Of Hair comes to our village, I need his godly help with my hair"
by The emotional helper October 24, 2019
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Godiva hair

Named for the legendary English figure Lady Godiva, who supposedly rode on a horse through the city of Coventry whilst completely naked, in an attempt to persuade the local lord, her husband, to give the peasants a tax break. The only thing that covered her modesty was her incredibly long hair (that reached down to at least her thighs).

As such, Godiva Hair is any hair in a picture (photo/drawing) that is sufficiently long as to cover the female character's naughty bits. Turns an otherwise straight-up nude pic into a more subtly erotic pic.
*Person 1 looking at porn on Rule34*

Person 1: Dammit, why's her hair so long? I can't see the good stuff. I came here for the nude anime babes!

Person 2: Philistines like you are the reason we can't have nice things, Person 1.

Person 3: Yeah Anon 1, this is a really lovely case of Godiva Hair. Very classy. +1
by Yet_One_More_Idiot August 16, 2012
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Hannah is a hairgod
by I am a hairgod October 29, 2019
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Hairgod is a word that means an amazing person that is great at scrabble
Wow she is a real hairgod
by I am a hairgod October 29, 2019
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