Haiqel is a very kind and handsome person . He is compared to lionel messi when he is playing football with his out of this world skills. He is also very skillful when with the opposite gender as he is charming . Lastly, Haiqel is clumsy as always
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).