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Habaka is the act where one is amazingly looking and dressed. Habaka's are rare you might find one in every country or not at all. If you do find a Habaka you should try to get as close as you can with it. Habakas are usually nice and well tend to be really social
Girl#1:Omg!that boy is a habaka
Girl#2:im going to talk to him
(infrot of Habaka boy)

Girl#2:Hi :$, your really cute
Habaka: Thank you, mind if I ask you for a drink
Girl#2: YES! Can I bring my friend
Habaka: We can all get wet together :D
Habaka by Swagshocker July 11, 2011
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hanakanjō 

Hanakanjō is a syndrome in which flowers start growing out of the victim's body because of a strong emotion.
Maybe they'll grow when you're happy, feel loved or in peace! In that case (good emotions), the flowers will sprout painlessly.
But maybe they'll grow when you're depressed, anxious or deeply missing someone... In that case (bad emotions), the flowers will sprout with a sharp pain.
"I heard she has Hanakanjō ."

"That's rough."
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BATASKILLIA HAPAKALA DONUT 

A word that means nothing in almost any language. It was made by a youtuber known as ownagepranks.
You tell the crazy lady that Bataskillia Hapakala Donut will take away the ghost

Habajakk 

The word Habajakk is a discription of a person who is wild and crazy, but still sane. A Habajakk is often an Anarchist and does not like to be controlled, but likes to live free. The Habajakk allways finds new crazy ways to have a good time and is often quite crazy.

The term originated from the norwegian Habajakk Espen Dansen. King of all Habajakks.
Person1:OH SHIT! That dude's fucking crazy!
Person2: Haha, yeah man. He's a real Habajakk.
Habajakk by OkOmOkOlOkO April 9, 2011

Aki hayakawa 

A super hot attractive character from chainsaw man. He is 1# always and forwver and is not even arguably the best character is csm. If you dont like him, you are the lowest of the low
Aki hayakawa is so cute!!
Aki hayakawa by Dadadabababyby March 16, 2021

Habadassery 

Like a haberdashery, but for badasses. Rathers than bowties and cufflinks, a habadassery sells leather jackets and explosions.

Currency in a habadassery usually takes the form of flying kicks, boners, and bullets to the face.

It is a little known fact that habadasserii (the plural spelling) actually existed before haberdasheries. Haberdasheries were created to cater for young men with more money than cojones, hoping to earn valuable street credits from fine tailoring rather than rough fisticuffs. Now the art of the habadasser is largely forgotten, and truly kick-ass explosions are hard to come by.
Foolish male: I need to go shopping for some dandy new clothes. Would you care to accompany me to the nearest haberdashery?

REAL MAN: What the hell? Shuck that jive!
I'm not shopping with you coz I'm not your wife!
Especially not in a gorram haberdashery,
My balls care not for such exotic finery.
Real men don't shop, non-stop they BUY.
And they only buy from habadasserii.
Also they intentionally rhyme, all the time.

Foolish male: That was quite a funky little song. Habadasserii?

REAL MAN: Its the plural of habadassery. Like octopii.
Habadassery by Blaah Blaah April 6, 2010

Hababa Moment 

A hababa moment describes the moment when all the laws of the universe crumble into pieces. The unexpected and all types of debauchery occur. Coined by the all-knowing, all-mighty Jandalf
What the fuck just happened!?? What a hababa moment.
Hababa Moment by Jandalf September 18, 2021