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hum dinger 

when a bitch hums yo nuts
hum dinger by Sticky April 4, 2003

Hum Dinger 

When during a Blowjob the giver hums to the Batman theme song whilst an erect Penis is motioning back and forth in their throat and at the same time simultaneously flicking the receiver's balls as if it were the lunchtime bell.
My genitals were on sexual fire so bad when Jamie gave me a Hum Dinger that my heart stopped.

Who's Speechley fooling saying that he's not sexually experienced....the Hum Dinger he gave me told me he's done this kinda thing many times before.

If I'm not copping a Hum Dinger...I'm not alive!
Hum Dinger by Horny Horn May 29, 2013

hum dinger 

Question: Have you farted?
Answer: Yes
Reply: Gees thats a hum dinger
hum dinger by Pudge & pig January 25, 2004

hum-dinger 

n. something that's really funny, as a joke, or perhaps an occurance that was exciting or funny. syn. doozey.
1. this dude bumped my car the other day. i got a hum-dinger of a scratch on it.
2. did you see ho much air he got? that was a hum-dinger.

hum dinger dinger 

When a moment in time reaches an awkard silence and is used to break the silence; a random outburst
While working on his homework in the quiet classroom, the student proclaimed "HUM DINGER DINGER" because of the annoying silence

Hogpen Humdinger 

The act of masturbating onto someone's face at the same time as having your testicles hummed on by another person, while you are all in a twelve-man camping tent and the other nine people are asleep.
Dude, you won't believe what I did on our yearly camping trip last night! I gave a chick a Hogpen Humdinger!!!