by sweetlou60 October 30, 2007
Something all asian taxi drivers in the UK say when you get in the cab. Must be said with indian/pakistani accent for full effect, and can be very amusing if used correctly. see also:
can i help you my friend?
where u wanting to go?
my brother do it cheap for you!
can i help you my friend?
where u wanting to go?
my brother do it cheap for you!
when serving on the bar or in a shop, try asking 'how much you normally pay?' when a customer asks u how much something is, then laugh at their response
by me old fruity June 29, 2006
by Nick August 19, 2007
Wishing to make a wager with someone. Sometimes, being overused and rather useless in its meaning.
This saying is often spoken by a some gamers on Grand Theft Auto 5 Online.
This saying is often spoken by a some gamers on Grand Theft Auto 5 Online.
Hey, how's the whether today?
How much you wanna bet?
Say, what's for lunch?
How much you wanna bet?
Do don't even have any money.
How much you wanna bet?
How much you wanna bet?
Say, what's for lunch?
How much you wanna bet?
Do don't even have any money.
How much you wanna bet?
by BluBaron45 December 9, 2013
Derived from the movie "Bad Santa" this phrase has been ranked in the top most annoying questions. The beauty of it is simple. Most people after being asked repeatedly will get very annoyed, asking what "lettuce" means. In which case you can just say, "just lettuce..?"
by thelasttimeanyoneateanorange May 25, 2012
A phrase upon uttering of which you effectively rid yourself of an undesired partner after sexual intercourse.
You: Oh baby, that was great. How much do I owe ya?
A girl: Fuck you! I ain't no fucking whore! *leaves*
A girl: Fuck you! I ain't no fucking whore! *leaves*
by PoopyPoo December 5, 2004
Question 9 in Demo: "how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
Possible Answers: Quite a lot, Eleven, 74%, 20km
Actual Answer: Eleven!
Possible Answers: Quite a lot, Eleven, 74%, 20km
Actual Answer: Eleven!
by crazyskeggy December 13, 2012