hodini

doing a girl doggie style spitting on her back and when she turns around cum in her eye and then u disappear

I was fucking my girlfriend in the ass and right when i was about to bust i pulled out, spit on her back, and shot it in her eye. When she turned around I was gone

by nick November 12, 2003

hodini

when your fuckin a girl doggy style, point her twards a window, have your friend hide in the closet. switch really quick, then go around to the window and wave.

i was fuckin this chick and we pulled a hodini.

by chaney July 11, 2006

HODINI

WHEN YOU ARE HAVING SEX DOGGIE STYLE AND YOU SPIT ON A GIRLS BACK. SHE IS THINKING THAT YOU CUMMED AND SHE TURNS AROUND THEN U BUST ALL OVER HER FACE

joe: So what did you do with that girl from the club.

Shawn: We went back to my place and a gave her a Hodini

by Jersey New March 25, 2009

hodini

doing a girl doggie style spitting on her back and when she turns around cum in her eye

by t dubs July 30, 2003

Hodini

A person or animal that can escape from any where at any time no matter where they are at

The guy was in a closet that I shoved him in and he was sitting on the couch when I got back to the living Room. He's a hodini.

by Phynniex February 13, 2022

Houdini Torpedo

A Houdini Torpedo is when you drop a Deuce in the toilet bowl and the trajectory and velocity of the fecal matter leaving ones anus causes the elongated mass of shit to disappear out the drain pipe without leaving any evidence of its existence in the bowl.

Honey, you won't believe what just happened, I took a crap and after wiping my shit stained ass , I placed the used toilet paper in the bowl only to realize I produced a Houdini Torpedo, it was like majic , my shit had completely disappeared ! I

by TheJetPilot October 25, 2016

Houdini poop

When you take a large poop but when you look at the toilet it is not there.

Guy: "shit man I took a dump but when I looked it was gone!"
Guy 2: "looks like you had a houdini poop."

by Faceplant307 December 21, 2015