Humanoid Butt-Plug (n). A person who either stops dead or moves at near-tectonic speeds through the only way into or out of a place that you need to get into or out of fast.
"Damn man, that tourist turned into an HBP when he couldn't figure out how to use his metro card to work in the only working turnstile. I must have missed four trains."
by Count Zero April 24, 2005
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When a girl makes herself seem more attractive by hanging around with ugly and/or fat "friends".
Bob: Man, I thought that chick was so hot, but without her friends, she's fugly.

Joe: Yeah man, she's HBP - Hot By Proxy.
by Famek July 04, 2009
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Being "hot", attractive, or sexy just because of a race
Bob: "Check out my date... you think she's hot?"
Tom: "Dude, she's Asian!! She's HBP - hot by proxy!"
by pussy-cat August 09, 2008
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