Humanoid Butt-Plug (n). A person who either stops dead or moves at near-tectonic speeds through the only way into or out of a place that you need to get into or out of fast.

"Damn man, that tourist turned into an HBP when he couldn't figure out how to use his metro card to work in the only working turnstile. I must have missed four trains."

HBP by Count Zero April 24, 2005

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HBP - Hot By Proxy

When a girl makes herself seem more attractive by hanging around with ugly and/or fat "friends".

Bob: Man, I thought that chick was so hot, but without her friends, she's fugly.

Joe: Yeah man, she's HBP - Hot By Proxy.

HBP - Hot By Proxy by Famek July 4, 2009

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HBP - Hot By Proxy

Being "hot", attractive, or sexy just because of a race

Bob: "Check out my date... you think she's hot?"
Tom: "Dude, she's Asian!! She's HBP - hot by proxy!"

HBP - Hot By Proxy by pussy-cat October 6, 2008

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HP HBP

Shortening of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

Person 1: I just wrote a HP HBP based story!

Person 2: Cool! I love Hp and HBP is my fav movie!

Person 3: We should make a HP and HBP fan club!

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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