happenstance

/ˈhæpənˌstæns/ Show Spelled Pronunciation hap-uhn-stans

–noun
the standing position one is in when happening, or ejaculating.

(one's happenstance is usually unique to oneself)

See happen.

Alex: "So bromeo, how'd last night go?"
Christian: "Well, I happened upon this girl, right?"
Alex: "Right."
Christian: "But this was no simple happenstance. I had my hands on my hips and my pelvis thrusted forward like I had conquered the huns."
Alex: "I'm so proud..."

by Brahmastra October 19, 2009

happenstance

happening by coincidence, accidentally and unintended

By happenstance, my mom and my dad were both shopping for each other's gift in the same store.

by Caro D December 15, 2008

Happenstance

When something happens that makes you say.. FUCK.

(cops show up)
Well this is a happenstance.... FUCK

by JOE SCHMO468889 February 13, 2009

Happenstance

Some thing that happens I.e event/plan

That happenstance was unusal

by Patrick Awexome July 21, 2006

happenstance

When shont gets pulled.

I was going to go to Fairfield, but at the last second I decided to just yell happenstance.

by Mark F January 24, 2004

Happenstance

A fake word by verified, the one and only rat king gl crutch

Can’t be used in a sentence. Happenstance

by Brainstormer617 January 14, 2024

crazy random happenstance

a quirky twist of fate, synonym of coincidence, as shown in "Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog"

Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.

Billy: Hey, this is weird. I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don't happen to like frozen yogurt do you?
Penny: I love frozen yogurt!
Billy: What a crazy random happenstance!

by fred carpinski February 25, 2009