HAGGOT

1.not quite an old hag nor a faggot
2.an old hag who is also a faggot

"that teacher is a fucking haggot man" "i know, how could she take away my magazine?"

by your mommas momma March 31, 2009

haggot

n. A gay male who is devoted to or dependent upon his gaggle of straight female admirers (aka fag hags) for platonic intimacy and emotional support.

"Tim hasn't dated a man in years; he usually goes out on weekends with his hags. Tim is a haggot."

by PoMo Hoochie January 1, 2009

haggot

A slang term for fag hag.

Fiona is really in love with Lyle knowing full well he's gay. I guess that makes her a haggot.

by First and ONLY to make you CUM April 16, 2006

haggot

Derogatory term for a person of Scottish descent.

Derivation: combination of haggis and faggot.

Q: Do you know why haggots wear kilts?
A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

by coulson January 23, 2004

haggot

verb: (derogatory) a slur against old people

“that haggot keeps staring at me”

by ppxD July 26, 2021

haggot

A male who lives vicariously through the life or lives of a lesbian(s). Like a fag hag, only being male - preferably a gay male. Almost like being a sister to said lesbian(s).

Following the clique nervously, the haggot quickly thought up a witty turn of phrase to keep his lesbian friend amused.

by Stephen September 11, 2003

haggot

A hairy faggot.

you might just be a haggot!!!

by Sabian June 3, 2004