B.H. Cat and Mouse

When a new couple gets together and the male persistently attempts drunken assaults on the females B.H. (butthole). In some cases he will even hide lubricant under the bed for such an occasion.

I'm sick of this B.H. Cat and Mouse shit. Lauren, you better get puckered up cause that butt is gettin' blown out tonight.

B.H. Cat and Mouse by Sally Crapbasket July 7, 2009

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chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand

i love chicken and i hate math

damn, chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand frfr

chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand by Scrungly little doidle April 20, 2023

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Morse Code Was Invented For Individuals Who Want Participations Trophies Alongside The Five W's And 1 H's

Morse Code Was Invented For Individuals Who Want Participations Trophies Alongside The Five W's And 1 H's by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

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Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b

You'll figure it out

A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b

Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b by DougDimmaDave January 2, 2022

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Hand me the aux cord

“Hand Me the Aux Cord” is an expression used to request an auxiliary audio input cable in order to play music off a mobile device. On Twitter, the expression is often used to caption images of flaming vehicles.

Me:Yo hand me the aux cord
Friend: You better not play no lame shit

Me:*playing Never Going to Give You Up*

Hand me the aux cord by Anthony__Stifler August 9, 2017

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Right Hand Man

Someone you need when you are outgunned, outmanned, outnumbered, and outplanned.

Alexander Hamilton is George Washington's right hand man.

Right Hand Man by Flatblok71 July 19, 2020

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