GWART

Gwart 1 - a man who will drunk massive amount of rum

Gwart 2 - some one of new england bloodline, or from scotland heritiage who loves to drink

gwart 3 - a person who loves there guns more then they do there shine

gwart 4 - a person who yells gwart at fish when angry that it was the wrong fish cought

gwart 5 - a person who like to drive in excessive speeds on a beach with intention of killing birds

gwart 6 - a person whe has a fixation for hemi powered row boats

gwart 7 - a sound made by manbearpig, half man, half bear and half pig

gwart 8 - sound commonly heard on the jetties between north and south padre island

gwart 9 - sound commonly heard with people ascociated with david henss

gwart 10 - gwart

gwart 11 - FUCKEN GWART

gwart 12 - zazz from gwarting

gwart 13 - name of a moonshine beverage made by david henss, 100 proof peach flavored shine

gwart 14 - shut up, im baiting

gwart 15 - I SAID SHUTUP, IM BAITING

gwart 16 - commonly refferred to an ass clown towing a boat with his high beams on and is on your bumper

gwart 17 - often a fictional place were people dream of sorrow and escape from daily abuse

gwart 18 - jason bartlett

gwart 19 - kill pig vomit

gwart 20 - chainsaw to the temple, and press the function key

there are your twenty levels

have a nice day

David henss Is the only person in this world to have mastered all 20 levels of gwart

Carlos Gomez and adam garcia have only made it so far...
hooray to those who have tried to master gwart

by phreaker666 April 21, 2010

Gwart

A gwart is when you’ve had one or more Guiness, aka gwaai, and you start getting uncontrollable flatulence, that stinks a little.

George Brown dropped a gwart that stank the world out

by George Brown The Shwanker March 31, 2023

Gwant

Gwant is having the desire to leave and not wanting to be in a place when it's compulsory for you to attend/be there.

E.g. I gwant to leave this lesson

by An0Nym0Us!123 April 5, 2019

garth webb secondary school

Garth Webb is a new high school in Oakville. It consists of white people and spoiled rich Arabs. You can get head from about any girl there, and no worries the entire school will find out about it within 5 mins. But it's alright bc there are factors that you get to enjoy, like people throwing up in the middle of class bc they are too high.

Saaed: Bro, did you hear about what happened at Garth Webb secondary school last week?
Ryan: yeah, Connor got in so much shit

by Qewtji February 20, 2017

Garthok

Animal on Coneheads that Beldar Conehead has to narfle.
Garthok Weakness: Golf Club Like weapons

Beldar Conehead must "Narfle the Garthok"!

by Scott "Colonel K-Train" September 12, 2005

Gnarfle the Garthok

A form of punishment on the planet Remulak. The offending conehead is placed in a Colosseum-like arena containing thousands of spectators. When the garthok is released the prisoner must battle it using only a hook and short staff. If the garthok is successfully gnarfled, the prisoner regains his honor. If he fails the conehead is killed and eaten by the garthok.

You have betrayed your cone heritage; therefore, you will . . . gnarfle the garthok!

by Brian McManus June 21, 2006

Garthy Point

A point that is awarded for cockish one-up-manship, named for an infamous bullshitter.

Paul: I just saw a snail in the garden!

Jake: Well I saw a pigeon, three foxes, a dog and Father Christmas in the garden, and Santa had his dick out!

Paul: Fuck off Paul, have a Garthy point!

by Sue de-Nym June 7, 2014