Guylight

a 2010 parody film of the popular Twilight franchise made by two high school seniors at Los Altos High. Unfortunately, the movie was never finished and the project considered a failure after everyone was totally stoked to see it. Basically imagine them canceling the next Batman movie...

Dude I'm so fucking bummed Guylight didn't get finished before the film festival.

by Gong Fu Shi March 11, 2011

Gaylight Saga

A series of movies following the love story of a creepy vampire and some girl. Oh, and there's werewolves, too.

We were going to the movies, but the only movie they were playing was Gaylight Saga: Eclipse.

by Robbb. July 6, 2010

GuyLights

a man (not necessarily gay, but in most cases, yes) who dyes his hair blonde

Guy1: Did you see that guy over there?

Guy2: Yeah, he had GuyLights. So gay. (Assumption)

by the_realistic_numbers112 July 1, 2011

Gaylighting

When someone try’s to infer you are gay even after you have told them you are not. A form of teasing where a friend might constantly imply you are gay for what you do.

Heterosexual Friend 1: Hey did you see the Oscars last night?
Gaylighting Friend 2: No, I’m not gay.

Heterosexual Friend 1: I don’t think that woman is attractive.
Gaylighting Friend 2: That is because you guys are wired differently.

by Mister Straight February 1, 2018

Gaylight-Savings

The money saved by being a greasy cocksucker to the salesman whilst buying disco lights or any other gay lighting apparatus.

Person 1:Hey did you hear boy george got his disco ball for half price

Person 2:Yeah he must of had a gaylight-savings coupon or got on his knees and did what he does best

by bennycnz April 3, 2010

GuyLights

When a man decides he wants to shit all over prissy and bitchy attitudes of "real men" and decides to highlight his hair any color he wants. The colors vary and so does the level of highlighted hair, it's decoration that some people enjoy and others don't.

Guy 1: Bruh, you see that freak with the guylights?
Guy 2: Who the fuck cares, don't be a prissy bitch 'bout someone else's decisions that don't personally effect you.
Guy 1: bruh ... but... mah masculinity?
Guy 2: Doesn't exist.

by AlphaMaleDon'tCare October 23, 2018

guylights

Highlights in a man's hair that is wholly unattractive: generally an indicator of one's toolish nature. Look for a pompous air and cheesy smile. Guylights are perhaps a descendant of the late 90s tendency to bleach one's hair until it looked like a skunk had pissed on it.

Barbara: Suzy, what do you think of him over there?
Suzy: With the technicolor hair? I could never date a man with guylights, Barb.

by cjt03c January 9, 2008