Guttrage 

A type of person. A Guttrage is a very big guy with a short temper. He is overly protective of his "girlfriend" even though he is gay. If you as much as state the name of her he will show up wearing her skimpiest bikini and fuck your brains out. However if you have a vagina you are very much immune to the Guttrage as he is repelled by anything feminine. In fact he never even hangs out with his girlfriend because he is so afraid of cunt. He is also an orphan with no parents so he lives in a cardboard box near Ikea where he was left.

Rob: Wheres Sabrina?
*thud thud thud*
Dave: I dunno, say whats that thumping?
THUD THUD SMASSSSHHHH
Guttrage: ROOOOOOOB YOU JUST SAID MY GIRLFRINDS NAME!!!
Rob: Matt you don't underst-
Guttrage: ROOOOOAAAAAAR *picks up rob and takes him to his cardboard box*

Guttrage by redox11786 October 16, 2018

Guttage 

Guttage is the extra wobbly fat on your stomach. A muffin top or fat rolls are examples.

"i can't wear that, i have guttage"

Guttage by limmity hume February 9, 2017

guttage 

n. (GUT-age)

1. a noun that gives acquisition qualities to sexual intercourse. Usually used in a sentence that describes the above forementioned acquisition.

2. Sexual Intercourse

3. also used in verb form, as in "to gut" a sexual partner

1. Hopefully I'll be able to get some guttage at this bar tonight.

2. Last night Lisa came over and I definitely gutted her out.

guttage by Le Conquerant April 5, 2007