Gulkem

THE LOUDEST BITCH you'll ever meet, Gulkem is a brave girl who loves to stand up for people and sometimes a bit too brave and annoyinggggg, she loves to be the class clown and loves to do this in class with one of her hoes (ex-classmates knowwho it is alreadyy). Once you meet a Gulkem you can never leave her, she's a good friend who will put you in check and also love you, thats the tough love that Gulkem has. Gulkem also lovessss D-I-C-K a bit too much, she's really going to tire her husband out because the shit Gulkem says she'll do to her man (her friends know) is crazyyyyyy. Overall Gulkem is that loud ass hoe ass joker ass hardworking ass bitch ass loyal friend. PERIODTTTTTT

have you met Gulkem, she's crazy right

by jaayliah October 12, 2020

Gulfem

Gulfem is a name for the most beautiful girls. It is an amazing name for anybody. Gulfems are intelligent, genius and pretty.

"What's your name?"
"Gulfem"
"OMG! You have the most beautiful name in the world."

by kurbisvakvak February 5, 2020

Gulke

Someone who believes they are the most interesting person in the world. They often tell fabricated stories of a hallucinogenic reality that they think is actually occuring.

Brett told me he was having a dinner party with the Commendant of the Marine Corps, the president, and Chuck Norris; what a fucking Gulke.

by McFluffinstuffin November 1, 2010

gunkemoner

A. the mix of goth, punk, emo, and loner.
B. Someone who can't seem to decide who to be.
C. an insult to self when fed up with being called of those stereotypes.

"I'm such a worthless gunkemoner"

by cant_seem_to_get_it_right November 10, 2006

gulfem

The most beautiful name in the world. Gulfems are intelligent, pretty and they are genius.

"What's your name, beauty?"
"Gulfem"
"I knew, it fits you perfectly, goddess."

by kurbisvakvak February 5, 2020

Gulker

A person ( usually a male but not always ) whom appears to do whatever it takes to win favors from a person in a supervisory position. Used on large contractor job sites with lots of new recruits.....many hoping to get the easiest tasks on a long term job site. Gulk is the sound made during the process of winning the favor.

Many of the crew at the mill knew that Dwayne was the big Gulker on "A" shift, because he never got the dirty jobs and always went to lunch with the foremen.

by RealWorld October 29, 2007

ryan guldemond

The hottest person ever
You may know him from the band Mother Mother

Dayum Ryan Guldemond is really hot

by Douglasismybb June 18, 2022