Guitard

Someone who must alway start a fight over getting to play the "Guitar" over the "Bass" when playing Guitar Hero, or Rock Band.

Also See Basstard

Joe: I am playing guitar, the bass is stupid so you can play it.

Mike: Quit being such a Guitard, We can switch every other song

by Gamewizard 546 September 21, 2009

guitard

Someone who can't play guitar

Max: Hey do you like that band?
Jesse: Nah man their guitarist is a total guitard.

by Wavyhill52 November 24, 2013

guitarded

a stupid guy who trolls the internet, and say all music is crap except kurt cobain.

guitarded: im so stupid
other guy: yes we know that.

by digurl July 13, 2005

guitarded

When one of your bros thinks they sound just like Slash when he can barely play.

Joe: dude, Steve's guitarded he's been bragging about how he can play avril lavigne all week.

Steve: Why you gotta be so complicated?

by guitarherbro September 29, 2011

Guitard

1. A person who can play the guitar, regardless of skill level, with little to no knowledge of music theory.

"A guitard may be able to play a Gmaj7 chord, but not be able to recognize that it is a Gmaj7."

"Although Paul can play the guitar really well, he's such a guitard when I tell him to play a phrygian mode in Db. He clearly has no idea how."

by Samyool080 July 15, 2019

Guitarded

The severe inability to learn to play a guitar.

Hey did you hear Tom bought a guitar? He took like 20 lessons and he still can't even play the thing. His instructor told him that he is profoundly Guitarded.

by Tom Drye June 3, 2009

Guitarded

A middle-aged guy that injures his rotator cuff playing Guitar Hero for the kids.

Andy blew his rotator cuff playing Guitar Hero. He is Guitarded.

by Stuglyiiry June 4, 2007