An appropriate way to awake your lady. After a long night of sweaty sex and she lays with a blissful look upon her face. You start at her chin dragging your genitals up her face until your balls cross her eyelids, lifting them and awakening her thus creating sunrise effect.
This is a sexualact that is accomplished through the insertion of Guacamole, egg whites, and hot sauce being poured inside of a vagina, then to top it all off, you fuck whichever hole it is. Most commonly performed in the morning.
Daamn B, I hella got drunk and gave that bitch a Guatemalan Sunrise and shit yo!
A method of assassinating a person or persons by throwing a hand grenade into the bedroom in the dead of night; thus, the last "sunrise" they see is the explosion of the grenade.
If I don't get my money, the last thing you and your family will see is the Guatemalan Sunrise.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).