guarans

Slang derived from Molly Addicts meaning definitely, for sure, 100%

Joe: Yo you wanna go to Foster’s Freeze?
Bobby: Yeah it’s all about them banana shakes
Joe: Guarans

by Trip’ September 30, 2017

guaran-tittied

Guaran-tittied is when you are going to be with a female and though you may not engage in intercourse with her, you're at the very least gonna see some tits!

"You gonna get some pussy when you see tiffany tonight?"
"Not sure, but I know I am guaran-tittied."

by 5chmatz November 27, 2006

guaran-fucken-tee

A word used to express complete assurance. Often used in arguments and in dangerous situations.

I guaran-fucken-tee you that if the red button is depressed we are all screwed.

by the_inexistent_pilgrim November 17, 2005

Guaran-damn-tee

More than a guarantee; When you don’t just guarantee, you guaran-damn-tee.

Alex: are you sure?
John: I guaran-damn-tee it!

by 1an_p March 6, 2019