Guantanamo goggles
The act of placing each of your testicles on a sleeping victim's eyelids. The left testicle is placed on one eyelid and the right testicle is placed on the other eyelid at the same time. If you are blessed with a third testicle, that is to be placed under the recipients nose. Best done after a moderate night of fellowship with or without sweat (preferably with sweat).
Vince: Dude, Brian is passed out. What should we do to him?
Nik: We should give him an Alabama hotpocket.
Nickbro: Nah man, we gave him that last weekend. We need to do something new.
Joe: I read on the internet about something called the Guantanamo goggles. I think we should give him those.
Vince: Guantanamo goggles? By the beard of Zeus, what does that mean?!
Joe: It is when you put your balls on someones eyelids.
Nickbro: Do it!
Joe: Alright.
Joe does the act
Brian wakes up
Brian: So who has 3 testicles?
All: Why?
Brian: I feel like one of you placed testicles on both of my eyelids and put one under my nose after a moderate night of fellowship.
Joe: Guilty as charged.
Nik: We should give him an Alabama hotpocket.
Nickbro: Nah man, we gave him that last weekend. We need to do something new.
Joe: I read on the internet about something called the Guantanamo goggles. I think we should give him those.
Vince: Guantanamo goggles? By the beard of Zeus, what does that mean?!
Joe: It is when you put your balls on someones eyelids.
Nickbro: Do it!
Joe: Alright.
Joe does the act
Brian wakes up
Brian: So who has 3 testicles?
All: Why?
Brian: I feel like one of you placed testicles on both of my eyelids and put one under my nose after a moderate night of fellowship.
Joe: Guilty as charged.
Guantanamo goggles by NVN May 16, 2010
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