Guantanamo Bae

A highly possessive, paranoid and controlling boyfriend or girlfriend who won't let you ever leave their sight, presence nor clutches. They often go through your phone's call logs and messages in search of incriminating evidence to use as justification for shortening your leash.

Lil Chi Chi: Yo whuddup fam! Where Chico at? It's been a minute

Fonte: Sup homie. Its rough out here. His woman got his on lock again.

Lil Chi Chi: Word? What dat fool went and did now?

Fonte: Check this out, so the other day, his girl, feeling all hot bothered, dress up in lingerie, and asks him to show her "a fun time".

Lil Chi Chi: Cool, cool, cool...

Fonte: And what that fool done went and did, dunno whether he was tryna be funny or something, he showed her a picture of us and the fellas at the pub getting wasted. Now his grown ass is grounded.

Lil Chi Chi: Damn, sounds like he got himself a Guantanamo Bae

Guantanamo Bae by Jahmingo De Mercilez October 12, 2016

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Guantanamo Bae

Face sitting/riding that is particularly eager, aggressive, or enthusiastic in such a way it parallels waterboarding.

Can refer to either purposeful smothering through out (like a dom/sub context), or a girl having an orgasm so explosive she loses control and unintentionally smothers her boyfriend/girlfriend's face during the lead up to and duration of the orgasm.

The "water" from the waterboarding reference can be either a really wet, creaming pussy, or a girl squirting.

I feel so bad I Guantanamo Bae 'd my boyfriend's face. I just couldn't control it. They say the heart wants what it wants. But damn. I guess the pussy does too.

Guantanamo Bae by Olive989 March 17, 2023

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Guantanamo Bae

A woman who had a man eat out her ass in a running shower where the water fell on the man's face.

Guy 1: Did you get some yesterday?
Guy 2: Hell yeah dude. After the movie we went to her place and I ate her ass in the shower.
Guy 1: Sounds like she's a Guantanamo Bae...

Guantanamo Bae by GuantanamoBae January 1, 2017

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Guantanamo Bae

A person who performs cunnilingus and reliably causes their female partner to squirt into their nasal and oral orifices, thereby simulating being waterboarded.

Ex.: "Go down on me, you'll get that gushy spray like you're getting waterboarded at Guantanamo Bay."

Ex.: "I need a good squirt. Time to call my Guantanamo Bae."

Guantanamo Bae by Shinryudo June 16, 2022

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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