Guantanamo Bae 

A highly possessive, paranoid and controlling boyfriend or girlfriend who won't let you ever leave their sight, presence nor clutches. They often go through your phone's call logs and messages in search of incriminating evidence to use as justification for shortening your leash.

Lil Chi Chi: Yo whuddup fam! Where Chico at? It's been a minute

Fonte: Sup homie. Its rough out here. His woman got his on lock again.

Lil Chi Chi: Word? What dat fool went and did now?

Fonte: Check this out, so the other day, his girl, feeling all hot bothered, dress up in lingerie, and asks him to show her "a fun time".

Lil Chi Chi: Cool, cool, cool...

Fonte: And what that fool done went and did, dunno whether he was tryna be funny or something, he showed her a picture of us and the fellas at the pub getting wasted. Now his grown ass is grounded.

Lil Chi Chi: Damn, sounds like he got himself a Guantanamo Bae

Guantanamo Bae by Jahmingo De Mercilez October 12, 2016

Guantanamo Bae 

Face sitting/riding that is particularly eager, aggressive, or enthusiastic in such a way it parallels waterboarding.

Can refer to either purposeful smothering through out (like a dom/sub context), or a girl having an orgasm so explosive she loses control and unintentionally smothers her boyfriend/girlfriend's face during the lead up to and duration of the orgasm.

The "water" from the waterboarding reference can be either a really wet, creaming pussy, or a girl squirting.

I feel so bad I Guantanamo Bae 'd my boyfriend's face. I just couldn't control it. They say the heart wants what it wants. But damn. I guess the pussy does too.

Guantanamo Bae by Olive989 March 17, 2023

Guantanamo Bae 

A woman who had a man eat out her ass in a running shower where the water fell on the man's face.

Guy 1: Did you get some yesterday?
Guy 2: Hell yeah dude. After the movie we went to her place and I ate her ass in the shower.
Guy 1: Sounds like she's a Guantanamo Bae...

Guantanamo Bae by GuantanamoBae January 1, 2017

Guantanamo Bae 

A person who performs cunnilingus and reliably causes their female partner to squirt into their nasal and oral orifices, thereby simulating being waterboarded.

Ex.: "Go down on me, you'll get that gushy spray like you're getting waterboarded at Guantanamo Bay."

Ex.: "I need a good squirt. Time to call my Guantanamo Bae."

Guantanamo Bae by Shinryudo June 16, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019