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Someone who gets all the ancillas and be dining like a boss
Caecilius: Hey what happened to my slave girl and my food!
Clemens: that up to no-good grumio probaly took them.
Caecilius: Eheu!
Grumio by BJHSILOVEONEDIRECTION November 20, 2013
An absolute god among men. This sexy beast is the cook in latin textbooks. He gets mad hoes except for that no good skank hoe Poppea. This immortal creature, this unstoppable beast of what can barely be described as a man, who's power knows no limits, is an unforgettable addition to your latin textbook
Dude 1: "Dude you see that sexy beast being followed around by all those swooning people
Dude 2: "Yeah thats Grumio
Grumio by tastysuccman June 11, 2019

Grunion Patch 

When one's grundle becomes sweaty and takes on a vinegar and oniony type smell. Not easily masked and very noticeable even though clothing. Transfers easily to the fingers and under the nail when itchy and scratched.
Is someone here eating pickled onions? That's very pungent.

Sorry no. It's my grunion patch. I have been working in the yard and sweating all day. Here, is this what you smell ( scratches grundle and then puts finger under nose).

Good goards man that's f***ing ripe. Go shower now and scrub that hand.
Grunion Patch by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2016

Gruphobia 

the fear of Gru from Despicable Me 2.
gruphobiac: can we stop this airplane? i want dont want to watch despicable me 2
normal person: lol no
Gruphobia by Duck7Man June 9, 2018
Grunion (noun): a slut. Terminology inspired by a type of fish that reproduces by getting jizzed on in a hole in the sand.
Guy 1: "She's kinda cute."
Guy 2: "Don't do it bro. That girl is a grunion."
Grunion by tspam752 September 26, 2017

bat-grupo 

Bat-grupo is a group on Facebook for Tumblr users, that way, you NEED to have Tumblr (no excuses) to be part of it. Otherwise, the ban vai eat teu habbo.

The group was created by Neilson Araújo with the aim of amuse the members.

A quick resume of Bat-grupo's rules is: respect everyone else in the same way (bixa, zé gotinha da petrobrás, pastel de flango, etc), like it or not; We're not instagram, want to make an album? www.instagram.com < make yourself an account, kid; No nudes; No explicit drugs; No douchey comments; Don't you like a person? Block her/him and keep it in your panties, sweetheart; Don't share your account in social networks all over the place, keep that in your panties as well. And finally: What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

The group has been knocked down a few times but oh well, we're back, you know why? Nós somos o forninho que vocês não conseguem segurar.

É treta? Eu que fiz!
(Yev, larga teus velcros e volta pra gente)
I'm part of Bat-grupo.
bat-grupo by hotaria December 4, 2014