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Grunt Cunts 

The butch lesbian version of the term Scissor Sisters, can also be referred to as moist mullets, team karens, or old tuna boats.
me: "I was at the bar and saw two chicks making out last night."
friend: "Nice! How hot were they? A couple of fine scissor sisters?"
me: "Hell no, they looked like frumpy men, they were grunt cunts."
Grunt Cunts by Fennigan-igan January 29, 2025

Grunt Cunt

A woman who only dates men in service I. E. Army, Navy, Marines, etc.
Megan is a grunt cunt because she only goes out with army men for every relationship.
Grunt Cunt by M3ganm0nst3r April 21, 2014

Military Grunt Cunt 

A very annoying foot soldier in the military
Jim never listen to the Commanders advice he would always like to go Rogue so he was known around the camp as a Military Grunt Cunt
Military Grunt Cunt by EmJayee October 5, 2017

cunt grunt 

a queef or vaginal fart
After sex, sally let out a cunt grunt.
cunt grunt by jesus frog October 20, 2010

cunt grunt 

1. A fanny fart.
2. An insult.
1. Fuck me Sarah that was a beastin Cunt Grunt.
2. Bob your such a Cunt Grunt
cunt grunt by Dean Frame June 21, 2006

Cunt Grunt 

The cunt grunt is very much like it's sister word, qweef with the cunt grunt being a more masculine of the, yet still all female. The cunt grunt is something the male partner will experience as he gets deeper into his relationship with the one who grunts the cunt
Yo,you and Ole girl been together for a while way past that honeymoon phase almost in the no more sex portion, you should try to enjoy her cunt grunt. She trusts you and maybe you won't have to go through cut off no sex part.
Cunt Grunt by Thorbo February 2, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026