Grouchy Buddha Share definition Flag A grouchy buddha is someone who is constantly grouchy and rude, but not taken seriously due to height or weight. yo, Ja'crispy! that guy Anthony is a real Grouchy Buddha!!! Grouchy Buddha by Grouchy Buddha February 28, 2023 0 0 Get merch Get the Grouchy Buddha mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch