A German background driven individual, who's pure heart is within Russia, although they are lazy and alcoholics, they have good intentions. With a laugh like SETH Rogen, and a smile like ELLEN dengeneres (pretty fucking ugly) they will always let you down in a game of pool, and life, but continue to love and support, the true waste of cum you are
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.