gretty

slang term in some areas of london to describe cocaine also known as "tee" or "garbo"

you gonna get any gretty tonight ?

by zlatan November 17, 2007

Gretty the Great

A nickname for an alpha Gretchen, or the superior version. She is perfect in every way. She is the best looking girl you will ever see in your life. She is also the funniest and smartest person you'll ever meet. She makes an amazing girlfriend who will never fail to brighten your day and put you in a better mood. No matter who you are if Gretty the Great cares about you, you're the luckiest person on earth

Gretchen: hi guys
Everyone: HEY! Its Gretty the Great

by defenitlynotsam November 29, 2018

Gretty Snout

A cigarette, to go out for a smoke.

Person one (Russian Accent) : "Do you want to go for a Greeeety snowwwt" AKA Gretty Snout - BLEM

by SamThoughtP March 15, 2013

Gettysburg Sausage

A foot-long top-cut hot dog roll filled snugly with a breaded and deep-fried type 3 or 4 on the Bristol Stool Scale.

Davenport: Did you see the yokel farmhands eating Gettysburg Sausages for lunch?

Battlefield Tourist: Yeah, I hope they choked on them! They were too lazy to help me after they saw my family and I being robbed by street gang members in Gettysburg.

by Davenport B Fry April 17, 2014

Gettysburger

A grilled 1/2 lb. slab of horse manure in between a kaiser roll.

I was driving to an important city and I stopped in Gettysburg because I really really had to take a dump. Anyway, I saw this place that served "Gettysburgers" and all the locals raved about them, they were awful, they smelled like a cesspool full of night soil.

by Davenport B Fry May 10, 2014

gettysburg

To breakdance underwater.

At the pool party, the b-boys decided to make it a true party by gettysburging.

by johnwilkesboothkilledabe September 14, 2009

grettel

Grettel is a caring, loving, romantic person. She is usually small and likes things most people don't. She cares and is wholesome to everyone she meets and considers other people's feelings. She wants everyone to feel welcome and you're lucky if you ever date one! Marry a Grettel and see your life be the best it has been in years. Great at relationships, loyal, and amazing behind closed doors.

"I see he got a Grettel, what a lucky guy."
"Yeah he better take good care of her, though"

by aestheticandpathetic September 13, 2017