Someone that refuses to look at a calendar if theres not another person present, or a picture or video to show for it, to prove that he/she really did that in real life.
Spending time alone didn't boost his/her gregorious image, no wonder he/she only liked to look at calendars with others.
by The Original Agahnim September 12, 2021
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by djbrashblubber July 29, 2023
Most of the time (99.99%), the man who possesses this name is a tall, dark, and handsome young fella with an absolute gargantuan meat sword. Friends of his line up with their mothers in tow so he can bless them with his secret sauce. An absolute specimen of sheer charisma, rigor, and mystique.
Dweeb 1: holy fuck, is that Joseph Gregory?
Dweeb 2: holy shit! It is! He fucked my mom! She’s so lucky. I love Joseph Gregory.
Dweeb 2: holy shit! It is! He fucked my mom! She’s so lucky. I love Joseph Gregory.
by CreamDoggin November 23, 2021
Gregory's Chairman Magnuson, a key player in the atomic game, Broadway charm meets political finesse, am I right?
Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: What's Gregory Jbara doing in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: Gregory Jbara as Chairman Magnuson, Broadway to bomb yo!
Person 1: What's Gregory Jbara doing in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: Gregory Jbara as Chairman Magnuson, Broadway to bomb yo!
by courtofowls September 4, 2023