green balloons 

Injurious sex caused by the perpetrator ignoring your safe words. Derived from former MO Speaker Rod Jetton's alleged assault and battery during sex, causing his sexual partner to go unconscious, and later blaming her for not using the safe words, "green balloons."

"Claudia's dead, because John tied her up during sex and went all green balloons on her."

green balloons by kucheeku December 8, 2009

Green Ballooned

To be punched, choked and slapped around, etc. during rough sex while the dominant partner ignores your pleas to stop. MO Speaker Rod Jetton was accused of assault and battery of a woman one night after his divorce. He later said it was her fault that she was beaten without her consent because she didn't use the safe word, "Green Balloons".

"Lucy got green ballooned last night after an S and M sexcapade gone wrong."

John: "Dude, what happened Eric? You look all beat up."
Eric: "Yeah, Emily green ballooned me. I'm pressing charges on that bitch."

Green Ballooned by Snusnu December 21, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012