Gravitating Harder

I ended up Gravitating harder down the last two steps and faceplanted

by Bearru November 21, 2020

gravitic

1.To possess a lot of gravity.

2.To be very fat, usually enough so to have your own gravitational field.

That fat lady is gravitic.

by Sean "Scrapt" Carter September 21, 2008

When tiddies are so big that you aren't able to look at anything other than her tits cause it pulls your eyes down to them like a slow car crash.

John: yo you know sarah?
Johnnifer: yeah
John: I couldnt pull my eyes from her new tiddy implants
Johnnifer: damn she got the Gravitities

Gravitating faster - I tripped down the stairs,accidentally falling or dropping

I ended up gravitating faster down the last two steps and didn't faceplant

by Bearru November 21, 2020

"sorry bro- just had a huge, unexpected gravitational fart... totally put atrial fibrillation in my rhythm..."

by coolbean_z August 17, 2023