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grappling baby 

noun, the all too common occurrence of a pregnant woman in Mexico aiming her birth canal at America to launch her baby over the border so then she can climb in using the umbilical cord.
Steven Colbert spiked that grappling baby back into mexico before the mom could climb over the border.
grappling baby by katerader December 17, 2011

grappling baby 

a pregnant mexican woman who aims her birth canal at america and shoots her newborn baby over the border fence. once the baby hooks on the other side, she pulls herself over with the umbilical cord.
A: Aww, look a little bird landed on my shoulder.
B: Look again, Peter, that's a grappling baby!
grappling baby by astroo December 31, 2011

grappling baby 

Noun. A baby that is fired from the birth canal of a woman seeking citizenship in the united states. It is fired over the border fence and then the mother uses the umbilical cord to scale the wall.
Stephen Colbert explained how a grappling baby is fired over a fence on the Colbert Report. - 12-12-11
grappling baby by AccesiViale December 15, 2011

Grappling Baby 

A pregnant mexican woman, that aims her birth canal over the border, shoots her baby over, then uses the umbilical cord to pull herself over the border.
"Damn, there's a ton more mexicans now, because the moms figured out how to use a grappling baby..."
Grappling Baby by theoneandonlyRD December 16, 2011

Grappling-Baby 

The all too common occurrence of a woman in Mexico aiming her birth canal at America, to launch her baby over the boarder so that she could climb in using the umbilical cord.
Thanks to Juanita's Grappling-Baby, she and her entire family were able to safely cross the Texas/Mexico boarder fence into sovereign US territory.
Grappling-Baby by wertitis December 16, 2011
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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SkyPesos 

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