Granola Girl

A person (male or female) who enjoys hiking, canoeing and other outdoors-y things. They often can be seen drinking out of a Camelbak, wearing tie-dye, wearing Chacos, and eating trail mix. They're the type of people you see hiking in the mountains of the United States or backpacking across other countries for long periods of time.

My sister is a professional camp counselor. She runs the hiking classes-- she is such a granola girl.

Granola Girl by BRoyce September 2, 2013

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granola girl

Modern hippy woman minus the heroin and STD's. Socially aware and active with a penchant for hemp and sodium-free soap. May eat tofu for breakfast and sweeten food with agave syrup. Is determined to save the world.

You know you're granola when you strap your five thousand dollar bike to your five hundred dollar car and vote for Ralph Nader.

Hey, was that Sarah in the SUV?

No way, man, she's a granola girl!

granola girl by Phylipswiller June 3, 2007

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Granola Girl

Granola girl is like a nature girl, but far hotter and actually about that life. She will ask if you wanna go camping in the middle of winter and be serious about it. Did I mention she’s really hot?

That girl asked me out last week but said she’d only go if we went hiking… serious granola girl vibes. Still gonna go though because she’s hot as hell.

Granola Girl by Yondilly January 31, 2022

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granola girl

A girl who doesn't wear a bit of makeup, has a very low-maintenance appearance, dresses in mainly earth tone colors and the clothing is very casual (even in more formal occasions). She will also wear comfort footwear such as Birkenstock or Jesus sandals. Looks very bland - like granola.

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granola girl by Cin895655 October 12, 2013

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Granola Girl

A totally obnoxious type of girl who’s only personality trait is being a vegan hippie. Would be seen in a mismatched outfit with messy hair and no makeup. Their natural habitat is Trader Joe’s or Whole Foods and likes to take hikes.

Girl #1: What is Jessica wearing?
Girl #2: She’s a granola girl, she doesn’t know how to dress.

Granola Girl by maddieb543 January 18, 2020

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Granola girl

The girls that call themselves a « granola girl » aren’t granola girls. A granola girl is a girl who loves hiking, canoeing, camping, etc…
A pinterest/instagram girly isn’t a granola girl.

omg she is such a granola girl!

Granola girl by girly12379763 December 5, 2024

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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