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grab your ankles 

To grab one's ankles is essentially to bend over and prepare for what's coming. It is a reference to getting fucked in the ass (usually in a figurative sense). Sometimes the person grabbing their ankles is at fault, and sometimes it is the result of some new organizational policy.
The company just laid a bunch of people off and is requiring mandatory overtime for all salary-paid employees, so get ready to grab your ankles.
grab your ankles by firstbullet January 18, 2009
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Grab your ankles and say Pop

A saying to tell someone "Pull your head out of your ass"

Usually meant when someone is clueless, naive, dumb, or doing something stupid.
You're clueless. You really need to Grab your ankles and say Pop.

Bend over and grab your ankles 

“Bend over and grab your ankles“ A saying that you are screwed or fucked, often in a challenging or difficult situation.
“Bend over and grab your ankles

When our car broke down off the road in the middle of nowhere, I told John that we might as well bend over and grab are ankles because it was going to be a long time before help came.

grab your ankle 

THat means you have to grab your ankles so someone can anal you. Or fuck you up your ass
Grab your ankles girl cause we gone have fun tonight.
grab your ankle by Goozy mane April 23, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004