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A highly territorial animal that spends its time bonking people and severely injuring small children. I Angered a goose will proceed to bonk your nose, eat your toes, and steal your hoes. If encountered in the wilderness the best way to avoid is to slowly back away until out of ear shot and then call in a firing squad.
Jonny wept as his life was distorted by a goose.
The goose continued to reap the souls of men.
by Dolphinthespaz December 27, 2020
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A girl with fake tits.
(The two O's in goose represent the fake tits)
by Batdog444 November 29, 2018
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Your favorite dumbass, who is also very gay for girls. Goose is a superior leader who sometimes make use of that superiority for narcissistic actions. BUT, the truth is, Goose is just your friendly neighborhood bisexual disaster who keeps making chaos everywhere.
Person #1 (You know who you are): Wow Goose is so weird
Person #2: I don't think so, i think Goose is awesome!
by totallynotgoose October 26, 2020
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To bonk on the head, and probably leave a concussion.
"Im gonna take this toy club and absolutely goose him with it"
by NeroWasHere July 06, 2021
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Goose is prob a furry because they like warrior cats so much! They joke about piss kinks a lot, they might ACUALLY have one tho... goose also is allergic to balls
Goose hates boobs. PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS DOWN GOOSE IS FAMOUS 😑
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by Porrim’s #1 fan June 21, 2021
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An animal that makes THE MOST ANNOYING HONK OF GODS, and also will steal your sandwiches while your wondering your life existence at a park.
"BRO THAT GOOSE STOLE MY SANDWICHES"
by WelpThisOneWon'tBeUsed? December 08, 2019
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