Goonzed 

The effect on an event or occasion which has been allowed to lapse due to passive disinterest, flimsy excuses and/or general lethargy, regardless of how high expectations were for the event or how often it had been discussed.

I was looking forward to finally checking out this arty party everyone's been talking about, but surprise! Its been goonzed again.

Goonzed by Pat Jablonski January 10, 2009

Gooned out 

A point during masturbation where you start to lose control and revert to a Neanderthal goon tard, often after hitting poppers or smoking an insane amount of weed. The pleasure becomes so intense that your eyes roll back, your mouth opens into an "O", and you're either panting, grunting, making monkeybate sounds or babbling about how good your penis feels.

Once I took that last hit of poppers I was gooned out bro.

Gooned out by Ultbator August 20, 2019

goonked 

When a person is extremely high or drunk, to the point where basic human tasks are almost impossible to accomplish.

Dan: Charles cmere! I can't get this power strip to work. I plugged it in and everything.
Charles: My nigga what? You can't plug the cord into the extension! You must be goonked fam!

goonked by BabyGrizzly September 15, 2015

gooned

to get extreamly drunk

i was so gooned last night, i dont remember anything.

gooned by amy henwood December 28, 2005

gooned

Verb; to be gooned is to be awaken by two large men (usually Somoan) and escorted from your home to a wilderness program, RTC, or other therapeutic or recovery establishment.

Frank: "Jim! Have you seen Todd? I haven't seen him in a couple of days."

Jim: "You didn't hear? Todd got gooned the other night! He put up a good fight though. The goons hand to put him in handcuffs and had to give him a horse tranquilizer to comply."

gooned by nljames November 9, 2011

gooned up

To be in a state of extreme inebriation, very drunk

"Me and the boys are getting a couple of cubes and gettin' gooned up."

"He's all gooned up and I think he is going to bed".

"We started tailgating at 9, so by 2, we were pretty gooned up."

gooned up by DericP June 11, 2008

gooned

to be run over by a car

Jim: Woah dude don't cross the street yet you don't want to get gooned
David: Yeah, you're right, I'd rather not get gooned

gooned by TheRevealer June 9, 2010