Google Mapped

When some one checks Google to find the location of a place that they need to get to, often considered quite nerdy. (doesn't stop me from doing it though)

Tom: hey do you know where this club is James?

James: yeah I Google Mapped it.

Tom: you need to get out more.

Google Mapped by Jelly Bells January 24, 2011

Google Street Mapped 

A euphemism for your friends seeing your bird walking the street like a prostitute in Google street view.

Dougie: My tart's been Google Street Mapped!!
Paul: Yeah, she looks like she's ready to go to a 'party'.

Google Street Mapped by Loco® March 22, 2010

Google Mapsed

Pronounced Google Maps-ed

When Google Maps gives you bogus directions or tells a store is somewhere it is not.

Guy 1: Dude I looked for Wienerschnitzel for like thirty minutes before I realized that it wasn't where Google said it was.

Guy 2: Dude you just got full on Google Mapsed!

Google Mapsed by Leonardo, NJ February 22, 2010

Google Mappsed 

To google map something

“The fact that you actually google mappsed it has me crying with laughter”

Google Mappsed by Google Mappsed August 13, 2023

googlenapped

Finding yourself in a virtual business space (usually a cafe/bar/restaurant/shop) on Google Maps which you didn't intend to visit.

I was looking for a shop on Google Maps, but found myself googlenapped by a nearby pub.

I keep getting googlenapped!

googlenapped by Jack Frenzy April 22, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019