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Goofy ass hoe. 

A person(male or female) who uses their looks and charms to manipulate their partner to gain material(sex, money, clot). A hoe does not love their partner and the minute someone with better looks, money or clot comes along they abandon their previous partner or friends and the cycle continues, or in other words you.
Victim: She/he left me for a guy/woman because he is richer than me
Friend: Yeah she/he was a goofy ass hoe. It's ok, you're still a good person at heart. There more fish in the sea.
Goofy ass hoe. by QIwerty123 November 25, 2021
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Goofy ass hoe 

A bum ass dumb ass funny ass hoe a cunt ass hoe think she allat needs get her ass beat social media talker ugly as bitch lame ass bitch fuck ass bitch df 😂💯‼️
U a goofy ass hoe 👌😂💯‼️
Goofy ass hoe by True FactZ June 18, 2018

Soft Hoe Ass Goofy 

- A nigga who has no potential of being real. A nigga who puts on for other niggas, A nigga who cannot control their emotions, nor control his soft nigga actions. A nigga who CANNOT live without attention. A nigga that usually stems from a lack of self-identity, self-esteem, and/or cajones(Balls). Hoe Niggas who talk big and act tough but can't even bench the bar. They use the act of bragging and or lying in conversations about things that one posesses to impress people, a person who usually has nothing but a wide imagination and a desire to fit into the "in crowd". A nigga who will never realize that Money can’t UnLame them. They consistently and continuously take Ls and Talk about people in they own circle & camp. These niggas were born with a pussy and will set you up to save themselves, Stay AWAY from these niggas.
:Aye bro, you seen how dog played the niggas that fed him?

: Bro.. everybody den peeped dog & on god, He a lil Soft Hoe Ass Goofy nigga,fr.
Soft Hoe Ass Goofy by luxelife3.0 November 22, 2020
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