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Goofy ass hoe. 

A person(male or female) who uses their looks and charms to manipulate their partner to gain material(sex, money, clot). A hoe does not love their partner and the minute someone with better looks, money or clot comes along they abandon their previous partner or friends and the cycle continues, or in other words you.
Victim: She/he left me for a guy/woman because he is richer than me
Friend: Yeah she/he was a goofy ass hoe. It's ok, you're still a good person at heart. There more fish in the sea.
Goofy ass hoe. by QIwerty123 November 25, 2021
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Goofy ass hoe 

A bum ass dumb ass funny ass hoe a cunt ass hoe think she allat needs get her ass beat social media talker ugly as bitch lame ass bitch fuck ass bitch df 😂💯‼️
U a goofy ass hoe 👌😂💯‼️
Goofy ass hoe by True FactZ June 18, 2018

Soft Hoe Ass Goofy 

- A nigga who has no potential of being real. A nigga who puts on for other niggas, A nigga who cannot control their emotions, nor control his soft nigga actions. A nigga who CANNOT live without attention. A nigga that usually stems from a lack of self-identity, self-esteem, and/or cajones(Balls). Hoe Niggas who talk big and act tough but can't even bench the bar. They use the act of bragging and or lying in conversations about things that one posesses to impress people, a person who usually has nothing but a wide imagination and a desire to fit into the "in crowd". A nigga who will never realize that Money can’t UnLame them. They consistently and continuously take Ls and Talk about people in they own circle & camp. These niggas were born with a pussy and will set you up to save themselves, Stay AWAY from these niggas.
:Aye bro, you seen how dog played the niggas that fed him?

: Bro.. everybody den peeped dog & on god, He a lil Soft Hoe Ass Goofy nigga,fr.
Soft Hoe Ass Goofy by luxelife3.0 November 22, 2020

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026