Good Morning God Bless

Taking a shit, drinking coffee, and eating egg salad at the same time.

Devon: "Hey, where's Jerry?"
Carl: "Oh he's doing a Good Morning God Bless"

by AnthonyTheVast April 6, 2018

good morning god bless

When you eat breakfast, drink coffee and shit at the same time.

"What's taking so long"
"It's a good morning god bless"
"Alright take as much time as you want"

by CHUCKNORRIS'SASSHOLE April 7, 2018

Good Morning God Bless

Term coined by h3h3productions, defined by taking your morning shit while drinking coffee and eating breakfast.

Hila: What’s taking you so long, Ethan?
Ethan: Good Morning God Bless, Hila, it’ll be at least 20 more minutes.

by Hugh Mungus FUPA April 7, 2018

Good morning God bless

When you drink coffee, eat breakfast, and take a shit all ay the same time

Hold on I have to take a Good Morning God bless... Do you wanna come?

by BigMac-11 April 10, 2018

Good morning god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet

Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: good morning god bless Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: I said good morning god bless Hila

by Brosmagma April 7, 2018

Good morning god bless

An Ethan Klein reference meaning when you poop, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet

“Hey what are you doing” “Good Morning god bless”

by Pasta is my champ April 6, 2018

Good Morning

What a person who always trys to be positive says when there thinking WHY THE HELL DID I HAVE TO WAKE UP or GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE JERRY I TOLD YOU ONLY ONE MOVIE WITH MY DAUGHTER WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE but this word only works if it is around 5am - 11am

*Walks out of room and sees daughter with boyfriend from last night still* WELL GOOD MORNING!!

by Really Orange Juice May 2, 2022