good morning god bless

When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.
"Don't bother me right now, I'm having a good morning god bless. Thanks."
by judebrewer April 08, 2018
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The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee while taking a shit.

The term was started by the Youtube celebrities Ethan and Hila Klien while making a skit for their video, Hila's Biggest Regret (#askh3).
Hila-"Come on Ethan you've been in the bathroom for 20 minutes!"
Ethan-"I'm doing my good morning god bless Hila it's going to take at least another 10 minutes"
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When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet at the same time
“Why are you in the bathroom for so long

Listen Linda, i’m doing a good morning god bless”
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When you take a shit in the morning while eating breakfast and drinking a coffe
Tom you’ve been in the bathroom for a while

Mom I’m doing a good morning god bless
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good morning, God bless

when you eat your breakfast while on the toilet
Hila: Ethan why have you been in the bathroom for so long?

Ethan: Good morning, God bless.
by rhsone April 07, 2018
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Good Morning & God Bless

Going into the bathroom with some egg salad and a coffee, and just shit and have your breakfast on the john.

It was originally coined in by h3h3 when he was asked to make the act of shitting and drinking coffee in a communal bathroom less taboo.
John: Man, the bathroom has been backed up for ages thanks to Jerry. He's doing a Good Morning & God Bless
Adam: 'good morning and god bless'?
John: That's when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Adam: That sounds like a good morning to me honestly!
by kboof April 07, 2018
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Good morning & God bless

Eating an egg salad and drinking coffee whilst on the John, with the fan on. The coffee aligns the rectal cavity for painless movement, while the fan soothes the listener. The egg salad is to make the ritual more noticeable and ridiculous.
All of my days are started with a Good morning & God bless.
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