The act or process of dropping one's testes into a passed-out or unconscious person's eye sockets and allowing the penis to rest down the victim's nose. The penis and balls should be in a formation mildly reminiscent to that of Muppets character Gonzo; qua gonzo-ing. Usually, conducted during the after-math of an epic party accompanied by photo-graphic evidence.
"Man, there's gonna be some serious gonzoing going down at tonights jam".
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someone or something that has either gone away or disappeared, usually unexpectedly.
Hey, boss is gonzo! Let's party!
by timmie June 24, 2005
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When you're performing sodomy on a partner and your penis accidentally slips out thereby being hammered into the ass cheek and bends up like Gonzo's nose.
I was bangin' out this MILF, see, and my cocus slipped out and gonzoed that hoebag.
by Dr. Gonzo 9 February 12, 2008
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being completely drunk or wasted.

the same as saying you're "gone" when intoxicated.
"That girl at the party last night was so gonzo, she puked all over the floor after doing her third keg stand."
by oL2009 April 18, 2009
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1-To be gone, can either be on drugs (usually weed), drunk as fuck.
2-going fast as fuck.
3- a type of porn
4-The blue muppit baby
5-Huge ass nose that looks like the blue muppit baby's
1-Damn that bitch stephany is gonzo, what the fuck she drink?
2-That M5(a fast car) is gonzo.
3-Do you guys like gonzo??
4-Did u guys see gonzo? hes got a huge nose.
5-Look at that big gonzo i wonder if hes ever nose fucked a girl.

by JONES! May 7, 2006
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Of or pertaining to an abnormal curvature of the penis (typically bending toward the ground)
My boyfriend's gonzo cock hits all the right places when we are banging.
by Brendan Popper September 7, 2007
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when a male puts his testicles on top of the shaft of his penis and shows it to other males like the "penis-showing game" in the film WAITING
"Matt showed me his gonzo and therefore got to kick me in the ass four times"
by Mike Pissalot July 18, 2006
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