Gonzaga Prep

A small private high school in Spokane, Washington were everyone thinks they’re better than everyone. They are usually number 1 in every sport in the area, drive expensive cars, and make fun of the public school kids for no good reason. The school is very strict and unjust and they don’t care about anything other than your academic achievements. Since it’s a small school everyone knows everyone’s business which makes everything even more toxic. At Gonzaga Prep they try to make it seem like they’re the perfect high school when in reality mostly all the students who go there complain about how shit the school is and how much they wanna leave. There are certain social groups “the popular kids” that think they’re better than everyone and look down on everyone else as weirdos. Parents have to pay thousands of dollars a year for their kids to go to a school they don’t enjoy. Gonzaga Prep is a place where everyone pretends their lives are great but are actually dead inside.

Person 1: I heard Micheal goes to Gonzaga prep
Person 2: oh just another rich asshole who thinks they’re better than us public school kids
Person 1: his life must be so great he’s rich and goes to a private school I’m sure he loves his life

P.S- Micheal is actually dead inside and just pretends his life is great

Gonzaga Prep by Black0reoman November 13, 2019

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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