Gonzaga Prep 

A small private high school in Spokane, Washington were everyone thinks they’re better than everyone. They are usually number 1 in every sport in the area, drive expensive cars, and make fun of the public school kids for no good reason. The school is very strict and unjust and they don’t care about anything other than your academic achievements. Since it’s a small school everyone knows everyone’s business which makes everything even more toxic. At Gonzaga Prep they try to make it seem like they’re the perfect high school when in reality mostly all the students who go there complain about how shit the school is and how much they wanna leave. There are certain social groups “the popular kids” that think they’re better than everyone and look down on everyone else as weirdos. Parents have to pay thousands of dollars a year for their kids to go to a school they don’t enjoy. Gonzaga Prep is a place where everyone pretends their lives are great but are actually dead inside.

Person 1: I heard Micheal goes to Gonzaga prep
Person 2: oh just another rich asshole who thinks they’re better than us public school kids
Person 1: his life must be so great he’s rich and goes to a private school I’m sure he loves his life

P.S- Micheal is actually dead inside and just pretends his life is great

Gonzaga Prep by Black0reoman November 13, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012