Golf Arse

A particularly sticky, hard to wipe out shit that will strike just prior to a round of golf or any activity involving a lot of walking leading to a sore, itchy ringpiece and a horrendous Japanese sunset in the crackers. Also known as the Brown Crayola

Q How could you miss a one foot putt?
A I've got Golf Arse, I couldn't concentrate for the burning

by Doc Sos September 03, 2006

Golf Ball Arse

To describe a person who arse is that riddles with celulite that it looks like a golf ball.

jose : oi bro check out that bitches arse

adam : na bro thats a golf ball arse check out all the celulite

by wodawick November 22, 2009