1. A cheesy cracker shaped like a fish. It tends to smile back.
2. A person who is very forgetful or seems to have no memory at all.
3. A person who wears glasses that make their eyes look huge. Much like a goldfish's.
2. A person who is very forgetful or seems to have no memory at all.
3. A person who wears glasses that make their eyes look huge. Much like a goldfish's.
1. Michael: What are those cheesy snacks that always smile?
Brian: You mean goldfish?
Michael: Yeah!
2. Amy: Did you finish your homework last night?
Sarah: ...I don't know...What'd you ask me?
3. Nina: You see Rachel's glasses?
Emily: Yeah, now she's a goldfish.
Brian: You mean goldfish?
Michael: Yeah!
2. Amy: Did you finish your homework last night?
Sarah: ...I don't know...What'd you ask me?
3. Nina: You see Rachel's glasses?
Emily: Yeah, now she's a goldfish.
by TKumi March 26, 2008
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by elephantry April 29, 2015
A gen-z boy who acts like a little bitch (or pussy). One who is dramatic and emotionally weak, has a lack of decorum, and possesses zero semblance of testicular fortitude.
“Did you hear about Josh crying to his girlfriend about his mom taking his video game away?”
“Wow. She should dump him. He’s such a goldfish.”
“Wow. She should dump him. He’s such a goldfish.”
by Notyourmotherbitch August 7, 2019
In a fish tank, fish will eat nearly anything. So if you have 30 fish, the fish will start eating any fish that looks sick or different. This will continue until you end up with one very large fish, usually the goldfish. Much like when a message board gets run over with a few friends who want to monopolize it. They will ceaselessly troll until anyone they aren't friends with leave. Then they'll move on to another site and do the same until it too ends up with one or two users.
by Soitanly December 30, 2015
Someone you do not view in any kind of sexual way. A plotonic friend. Someone you wouldnt want to picture naked.
by SeriouslyLiz June 14, 2008