golfer's tan 

the tan lines left by a golf glove, shorts, golf shoes, and golf polo.

Mike: Why is one hand lighter than the other?
Al: Oh, I've played a lot of golf this year, it's my golfer's tan.

golfer's tan by PeanutButter0910 July 15, 2007

Golfer's Hand

A term that is used when one of the golfer's hands is lighter/whiter than the rest of his/her exposed skin surfaces due to playing a lot of golf in the sunshine. (Can be left or right hand depending on whether the golfer is right or left handed).

Has Greg dipped his hand in talcum powder or something? No, he's just got golfer's hand.

Golfer's Hand by Jock Turner July 2, 2007

Golfer's elbow 

Similar to Tennis Elbow but occurs on the inside of the elbow as opposed to the outside. It is a form of tendinitis caused by putting too much stress on the elbow. It is caused when old people are over-stimulated watching balls being repetitively driven home into small holes in a climax of excitement (Golf of course), the stimulation causes older people to shake their hands too vigorously at the TV which combined with weak tendons from old age is very dangerous. The safest way to avoid risk to family members is to not let your grandparents watch stimulating sports such as golf.

1- Dave: "Did you hear about Johnny's gramps? Apparently he's in hospital with Golfer's Elbow"

Alex: "Curse you Tiger Woods, another falls victim to your inability to control your balls"

2- James: "My sister was working as a paramedic at the WGC... she says she's never seen so many cases of Golfers Elbow in her life, there were old people moaning in pain everywhere, she didn't know if she'd have to start putting them down"

Golfer's elbow by IdontTHINKthatsRIGHT November 6, 2013

Golfer's Itch

When one hits up the local Chili's to bang some hot sluts and forgets to use protection, thereby feeling a horrible burning sensation all throughout the next morning golf round.

Rico: Are you ready to play the Poor Man's Pebble?

Cliff: Nah bro, I've got the golfer's itch. I was busy making putts and nailing sluts last night at the local Chili's and went full contact, no wraps.

Golfer's Itch by John3-15 November 1, 2016

Golfer's Dozen 

A Baker's Dozen is 13. A Golfer's Dozen is 14. The number of extra marital affairs Tiger Woods has racked up.

Tiger Woods has a Golfer's Dozen notches on his putter.

Golfer's Dozen by FilmLabRat February 19, 2010

Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1 

Women Get It When They Want. Men Get It When They Can.

Why does she act that way?" "Simple - Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1". "Oh - Got it. Makes perfect sense now.

Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1 by bobandbill December 27, 2010

Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome 

The unpleasant condition identical to golden pussy syndrome (GPS), wherein a woman believes that she is superior to everyone else simply because she looks good. However, unlike actual GPS, the afflicted individual is not actually attractive at all.

Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome usually occurs in areas where otherwise unattractive females appear to be more attractive by comparison, and/or there simply is a small number of women in the area. Examples of such areas include service academies (to include the US Air Force Academy, the US Naval Academy, and especially West Point), and the entire state of New Jersey.

Cadet Bill: "Holy hell. Riley is acting like such a bitch. I don't understand."

Cadet Bob: "I know. She is always acting like she's hotter than everyone in the state... but she is ugly as fuck."

Cadet Bill: "Well she would be hotter if we were in New Jersey."

Cadet Bob: "But we're not."

Cadet Bill: "True. Classic case of Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome."

Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome by Them Damn Sweaties! May 8, 2013