golden rectangle 

The Golden Rectangle is when a chick gives you a golden shower in a Geometry classroom.

Sara is such a whore. She gave me a golden rectangle in geometry class after school.

golden rectangle by arcoladave November 13, 2013

Golden Rectangle 

When a physically fit male has a toned back consisting of broad shoulders, a trim waist, prominent shoulder blades, and an overall sleek shape. In mathematics, a golden rectangle follows the "golden ratio". This ratio makes the rectangle appear more perfect and symmetrical to the human eye. Henceforth, the name of a sexy male back is a golden rectangle because it's the most attractive shape.

I was at Olive Garden checking out a cute waiter when he turned around. Perfect golden rectangle! My palms got all sweaty and I flashed him a smile.

Golden Rectangle by Hinwer May 18, 2014

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016