Golden High School 

Golden High School is the best school ever, extremely superior to its rival Wheat Ridge High School. Qualities include: Awesome students, awesome staff and fabulous sports teams. Students here always remember to be kind and most importantly, BEAT THE WHEAT!

I’m so glad I go to Golden High School, I hear Wheat Ridge High School is the worst.

Did you hear Golden High School won against the wheat last night? Looks like harvest season is going to be rough this year for Wheat Ridge High School.

Golden High School by The succubus of Golden High October 21, 2018

Golden High School 

The most putrid high school known to man. Golden High School. Plain and simple. Located in Colorado, with their mascot (the demon) they suck at all things athletic, academic, and skill related....which is pretty much entirely what life is... in addition to the fact that they suck, they are all complete weed eaters, acid trippers, coke snorters and penis suckers. The one thing that sucks most about their athletics is their lacrosse. Having not even any players mentioned in the state newspaper, or given a scholarship to a seriously sick D1 east coast college, they simply do not, can not, and will not have any future in hoping to become good. The Wheat Ridge Lacrosse team has many standout players that continuously recieve offers from those beast colleges on the east coast known for their outstanding lacrosse. Bottom line, golden lacrosse will never be as good as Wheat Ridge Lacrosse. Wheat Ridge High School is, and always will be, better than golden at lacrosse and everything else that golden tries to be good at.

Student 1: Hey dude, I'm thinking about transferring to Golden.
Student 2: Hahaha! Do you mean that one high school with the terrible lacrosse and all things skill related? Don't bother! Wheat Ridge is the studly school, go there, for all your greatest wishes will be granted, and alllll of the most wonderfully beast lacrosse you will ever play will be played there. Your son will have no chance of getting a college scholarship for lacrosse if he goes to golden.

Parent 1: I'm sending my son and daughter to golden high school.
Parent 2: Hahahahah!!! what are you smoking you dumb queer?!

Golden High School by Lax bro 559532456874374824900 January 9, 2011

Golden Grove High School 

A place of sadness and depression, the only happy people are the bin chickens that roam the school.
There are eshays here eshays there. They fuck pigs

Golden Grove High School stidents fuck pigs

Golden Grove High School by GGHS ESHAYS R US October 23, 2019

Golden Valley High School

A crappy school full of minorities and AP's who only like basketball and football

TOM: So why do you go to Canyon instead of GVHS?
MARY: Because Golden Valley High School sucks
TOM: Too true...

Golden Valley High School by ninjaplz February 7, 2009

Golden West High School

Where bitches act pregnant, and everyone vapes. Weird ass kids roam around school. The teachers for the most part are cool. bathrooms are full of dumbass kids that think that throwing trash everywhere is funny. I feel bad for the janitors at this fucking place. There’s groups of kids, the white church girls that are all not as innocent as they seem, the Yeehaws that are full of the dumbest kids imaginable, the weird kids that probably meow at each other, and the kids that are tolerable because they are smart and let people copy off them. All in all wack place, maybe don’t move here.

Fuck golden west high school that shits wack as fuck

Golden West High School by pornaddicts10101 November 4, 2020

Golden West Highschool 

A place of prison and hell, most of the kids who actually try with the school stuff are either nerds, white kids, cringy outcasts, teacher pets, or kids of the staff. The school is located in Visalia California and it along with every other school in the same system is corrupt and deserves to be destroyed.

"Hey are you going to Golden West Highschool?"

"No because its students are fags"

Golden West Highschool by Nigga Blaster May 18, 2019