Golden Fork 

When you pee and your pee stream divides into two separate streams.

Dudeman: Why did you piss on the toilet seat?!
Personguy: Sorry, I didn't lift the seat because I didn't think I'd miss, but I wasn't expecting a golden fork.

Golden Fork by I Piss Excellence January 3, 2009

goldenfolklore1

goldenfolklore1 is the best ot5s and larry drag account on stan twitter. she rarely gets hit tweets but always spills facts. she stans taylor, harry selena ariana and zayn and clearly has immaculate taste. always keeps asking for payola and is the best member of taylucifernation.

“who's that account who won the harries choice award for smartest harrie and was the runner up for best at dragging ot5s and larries?”
“oh that's goldenfolklore1 she's a legend”

goldenfolklore1 by chile anyways October 11, 2020