To receive oral sex on the crapper while taking a deuce...upon completion, you finish off the filthy filthy whore of a slut with a nice shower of urine in her disease ridden oral cock holster. Don't forget to piss anywhere and everywhere else in her immediate vacinity. P.S. no flushing at any time!!!

Nobody can ever really experience what life has to offer until they receive the golden blumpkin from an old lady w/ no teeth. ; >O. Blame the thizz for this one...Thizz or Die....T.I.P. Love, Donkey

Golden Blumpkin by DankOregon March 28, 2009

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golden blumpkin

the time during your blumpkin when your done taking the crap so whether or not its still ocuring the person giving it will receive a golden shower......but its mainly in their mouth/on their face.

I heard he gave her a golden blumpkin thats why they broke up.

golden blumpkin by tophieCC March 11, 2010

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GOLDEN BLUMPKIN

Blumpkin To pee all over your lovers chest before you sit down to recieve your blumpkin.

With the accent of DR Evil from Austin Powers.

you dirty boy, I charge you one golden blumpkin for use of my "LAZER"

GOLDEN BLUMPKIN by Bobby / B- Rad December 12, 2008

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Golden Blumpkin 360

A golden blumpkin 360, is when you get head while taking a shit (a blumpkin) on a golden rotating toilet. To be a real golden blumpkin 360 the toilet must be at least 18k gold, and it must make a full rotation, or 360 degrees.

I almost got a golden blumpkin 360 last night, but the toilet was out of order, and would not spin.

Golden Blumpkin 360 by Dave Siegel March 1, 2008

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Golden Backwards Blumpkin

When a guy is standing up, peeing on a girl, and pooing at the same time...another girl is on deck to perform fellacio on the doody log that's on its way out. AKA: GBB

Damn, this Golden Backwards Blumpkin sure left a mess all over my kitchen floor.

Golden Backwards Blumpkin by GBBeaver December 8, 2009

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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