by UrbanDormer January 11, 2022
by Trezzz April 29, 2011
To do a Golden Five you should do the following, preferably at the same time:
1. Ejaculate
2. Pee
3. Poop
4. Vomit
5. Bleed
1. Ejaculate
2. Pee
3. Poop
4. Vomit
5. Bleed
- We went on a surprise visit to Big T but he wasn't home so we did a Golden Five in his bed instead, it was awesome!
by Leukemias September 28, 2010
by zooted lore scholar September 9, 2022
an advanced sexual maneuver where the male is required to hold open his gaping anus in the 'bicycle' position while the female squats over him and urinates into his open rectum, filling it with minimal overflow spillage. this advanced move requires balance, patience and an unabashed approach to new experiences.
by Capt. Sexstuff June 22, 2017
Y’know how your instrument says how straight you are? Yeah, that’s why I went from Flute to Golden Curvy flute
by Carbonated.moth February 29, 2020
To urinate into a Dyson Airblade hand dryer resulting in the next unfortunate person to be scatter gunned with piss upon activation.
Got so bored at the wedding that I decided to plant a golden claymore in the bathroom. The grooms father wasn’t happy.
by WRJash June 30, 2023