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When you get your ass busted by the dea after previously cooking meth with your former student and you get thrown into the slammer and get buttfucked by 14 big black men with Down syndrome did I mentioned they watch 22 jump street ever other Friday
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Goldbonding 

It is the act of applying goldbond (as well as adding water) to one's nutsack, which provides the sensation of a thousand winter elves blowing snow all over your testicles.

It has also been compared to spearmint for the genitalia
After a hearty dinner, me and my posse went goldbonding. Though it kind of stung at first, it really got my dance on.
Goldbonding by PrincessBowzer April 26, 2009
football/soccer expression referring to an awesomely amazing goal.
This term is used by spanish speakers all around the world.
Que golazo! <<-- what a goal!
golazo by myoriginalname February 23, 2008

Golborne High 

school for smackheads who like smoking cigs in toilets and dashing log books off eachothers heads
Look at them kids smoking cigs they robbed from khurmis

They must go to golborne high
Golborne High by spunkbubble163 December 10, 2019

giolaboman 

the best dad you could ever have
giolaboman is a good dad
giolaboman by lepycat April 1, 2021
Goluboi is the Russian word for light blue (such as a daylight sky blue) as opposed to "sinii" which is the Russian word for dark blue (like the blue of the American flag). This is similar to how English differentiates pink and red and does not say red and light red. They are considered two completely different colors in Russian.

Goluboi. also seen spelt goluboy, is Russian slang for gay or homosexual.

One theory of the origin of this slang is that boys in Russia wear blue and girls wear pink. Homosexuals are thus referred to as "blue" since they like those of the same color.
Lesbians are reffered to as rozovyi, which is the Russian word for pink.

Another suggests that it first was recorded in the 1950's but began being used in the 1940's in prison camps.
Designated homosexuals wore a blue ribbon - "golubaya lenta."
Another theory is that it referenced "blue blood" as the nobility saw homosexuals as odd.
Yet another is that it comes from homosexuals wearing blue underwear or a story of a girl named Mal'vina who had blue hair in Alexei Tolstoy's story "Zolotoi kliuchik."
The sky is goluboi. (The sky is light blue)

The boy in our class is goluboi. (The boy in our glass is gay).
goluboi by SkylaSilver March 4, 2015
a every uncommon name even in it's place of origin. the name carries a lot of meaning, a blessing from God. usually mispronounced due the letter phrasing. Gbolabo is very easy going, kind hearted and down to earth person, but they're often aggressive when challenged. loving and friendly to everyone, always putting a smile on someone's face. confident but not cocky a Gbolabo will show himself truly to you only once a hundred percent comfortable with you. Gbolabos usually taller and well built do not struggle when looking for women. Gbolabos however look for the perfect mate in which to fully devote themselves too. hard working and strongly witted Gbolabos tend to live well off and lavishly. jealousy is a hindrance on a Gbolabos personality but with give you there trust over time. Gbolabos are once in a lifetime kinda people open to new things and easily accepting. they are the "I wish I never let go" kind of people that are rare to find.
Gbolabo just bought his own boat.

Gbolabo has a large family.

Gbolabo is a vet fun, entertaining person to be around.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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