Goggles Off

A term marking the end of douche-baggery. After one has removed his or her goggles--either literally or figuratively--he or she is relieved of acting like, looking like, or feeling like a jackass. Generally used as a word of advice.

For literal situations:

S: Hey dude, I like your outift, especially your winter hat and welding goggles around your neck. It's silly and cool 'cause there's no need for either of those things right now!

B: Yeah, I think it's pretty cool too. You really like it?

S: No, take your goggles off, you look like a motherfucker.

For everyday "goggle" situations:
Perhaps you're at a party...

S: Hey, you're acting like a real ass... maybe this should be your last drink, 'cause you don't wanna be "that guy."

B: Don't tell me what to do! I'll drink more just to spite you.

S: Take your goggles off, man.

Goggles Off by hellocurly2 January 1, 2011

office goggles 

Similar to beer goggles: due to the constraining effect of spending 99% of ones life in a specified, constrained, & contained area (i.e. an office), repeatedly seeing the same person raises the 'score' (avg: two points).

In simpler terms: Beggars cannot be choosers.

"she sits close to you.. never been a fan but I've seen so much of it with my office goggles that im warming up... guys are so weak..."

office goggles by j.get.me.out.of.here July 24, 2006