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the sloopy way of saying god damnit
"PUT ON MY MY SHOES SHOES GODAMIT!"
godamit by gavin gallager December 15, 2008
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goddamit 

Interjection: a word most commonly used in dire, stressful, or really intense situations. Can also be used when one is very pissed off.
When the tree fell on Jesus' car, he yelled, "goddamit!!!"

"While I was driving home, I nailed this squirrel at 50mph. Goddamit, now I gotta clean the shit off my car!!"

Teacher: "OK class, your first midterm is tomorrow."
Student: "Goddamit!"

Dr. Evil: "So what'll it be, Mr. Powers? Save your girlfriend, or save your mojo?"
Austin: "Goddamit!"
goddamit by The Storm Drains May 3, 2008

@godmitsuru 

This sick bastard posts daily about being in love with his 12 year old cousin and admits to enjoying having her kissing him and moaning while on his lap he admits to having sex with and getting his 12 year old cousin pregnant apparently believes hes god he chose his name in reference to the anime deathnote he has had sexual relations with younger and has. Even doing thos for years he has about a 3rd grade education he has admitted all of this and most of it you can find on his Instagram his username is shown above please show him some love by spamming his account and showing him what you think of incest and pedophilia
See his Instagram for examples @godmitsuru
Alternative to the expletive Goddamn it

Made popular by Joss Whedon's Popular TV space western Firefly. The word was used in the show as a means to get around censorship laws.
Goramit woman!
(large explosion) Goramit, what the h*** was that?
goramit by Anime-Addict November 3, 2005

godammit 

A variation of "God damn it", usually used when one is in a state of bitterness, pain, or rage.
Bitter: "I used to go out with Gwen Stefani, but I broke up with her. Godammit."
Pain: "OW! GODAMMIT!"
Rage: "Godammit, I'll stab your face if you don't shut your talk hole!"
godammit by CosmoDNA May 1, 2003

Godomite 

A practitioner of the most grave and foul of sins: Godomy... Which is to say, of course, someone who's become so deliriously happy with having god up their own ass that they try to forcibly shove god up your ass as well.

This is distinct from someone who tries to shove a non-deitic imaginary being up your ass... The proper term for that sort of person is "demented ass-freak". You can keep the specifics clear with this handy rule of thumb: Remember... All godomites are demented ass-freaks, but not all demented ass-freaks are godomites.

Anyone currently living in the US will recognize this one right away, but probably assume it refers only to radical christians. Actually it means anyone who tries to forcibly shove any deitic being up your ass.
Preacher Bob: Do you know JC? Lemme tell you about JC! JC is so wonderful, he can walk on water! JC died for your sins! I -love- JC, he's the best. Everything is better with JC! What would JC do? No JC, no peace - Know JC, know peace! Have you accepted JC as your personal dominatrix... -er- ...I mean "savior"! heh... Silly me.
Healthy person: Eeek!! Godomite! Get away from me!
Godomite by Honor January 20, 2006

Godamsterdam 

A place that is pretty much anywhere as long as it's kinda like a sitcom.
"Damn, you're canned laughing like we in godamsterdam, son!!"
Godamsterdam by godantlerfan April 6, 2010
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