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Think about it... If God exists, he would be the greatest slave owner in existence.
"Hi, I'm God. I created the world and everyone in it for the sole purpose of having them worship and serve me for life in the hopes that I will save them from myself."

How does this make sense to people at all?
by no7orious May 14, 2009
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Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.
Abe was a good man, but he used God's name in vain, so he burned forever and ever.
by Rap Scholar March 28, 2005
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A completely non biased definition:

In religions, God is the creator of the universe, and ruler of all.

A biased opinion:

A floating skydaddy that idiots believe in.
Non biased person: I respect your opinions, but I happen to believe in a God.

Biased person: Nah mannnn, God is for teh losers, and I'm smarterz cuz I don't Suck ma dick!!11!11!.
by DS joando October 16, 2011
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A divine figure, featured in pretty much every religion. Whether you believe in it or not is up to you.
by Some guy March 26, 2004
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The Creator of the Universe in the hit universal comedy, Religeon.

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Preacher : And The Lord God Said, Be Fruitful And Multiply.
Woman at bar : Dude, that is THE lamest pickup line.
by Tazzahbee November 26, 2007
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The main character in the fiction work "The Bible."
And God replied: I am Who Am.
And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is. But God never was any good at grammar.
by Joe from DP February 06, 2005
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