Preacher : And The Lord God Said, Be Fruitful And Multiply.
Woman at bar : Dude, that is THE lamest pickup line.
Woman at bar : Dude, that is THE lamest pickup line.
by Tazzahbee November 26, 2007
Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.
by Rap Scholar March 29, 2005
A divine figure, featured in pretty much every religion. Whether you believe in it or not is up to you.
by Some guy March 26, 2004
The loving, and just creator of the universe. The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. The Lord of Lords, Jahovah-Yasha, Jahovah-Jireh, Elyon, The Judge, The Holy Father, Lion of Judah, Yahweh, etc. He is the one true God.
Genesis 1:1 "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth."
John 1:1 "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, the Word was God."
Psalm 78:35 "They remembered that God was their Rock,
that God Most High was their Redeemer."
John 1:1 "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, the Word was God."
Psalm 78:35 "They remembered that God was their Rock,
that God Most High was their Redeemer."
by Dracoe January 30, 2012
And God replied: I am Who Am.
And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is. But God never was any good at grammar.
And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is. But God never was any good at grammar.
by Joe from DP February 7, 2005
A completely non biased definition:
In religions, God is the creator of the universe, and ruler of all.
A biased opinion:
A floating skydaddy that idiots believe in.
In religions, God is the creator of the universe, and ruler of all.
A biased opinion:
A floating skydaddy that idiots believe in.
Non biased person: I respect your opinions, but I happen to believe in a God.
Biased person: Nah mannnn, God is for teh losers, and I'm smarterz cuz I don't Suck ma dick!!11!11!.
Biased person: Nah mannnn, God is for teh losers, and I'm smarterz cuz I don't Suck ma dick!!11!11!.
by DS joando October 16, 2011
A so called "divine" being who is evidently responsible for some of the worst human tragedies, disasters and murders conceivable. He created an impossible set of guidelines that will damn 90% of the human population to an eternity to hell, yet he is a compassionate God.
Moses and the Ten Commandments:
"WTF... how am I supposed to follow these rules and avoid eternal damnation?!?
GOD: "HAHAHAHAHAHA... YOU'RE NOT!"
"WTF... how am I supposed to follow these rules and avoid eternal damnation?!?
GOD: "HAHAHAHAHAHA... YOU'RE NOT!"
by who is john galt? July 23, 2009